{"id":774,"date":"2009-08-01T16:30:23","date_gmt":"2009-08-01T16:30:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jaggerdog.com\/missyblog\/?p=167"},"modified":"2009-08-01T16:30:23","modified_gmt":"2009-08-01T16:30:23","slug":"butt-butt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/missy.nischan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2009\/08\/01\/butt-butt\/","title":{"rendered":"Butt, Butt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tyler now knows where his butt is.\u00a0 When he was on the trampoline at Kathy&#8217;s, she told him to jump up and land on his butt.\u00a0 He sat down, rolled backwards and grabbed his tush!\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t even know he knew what\/where his butt was.<\/p>\n<p>So a few days ago he had a fever.\u00a0 I changed his diaper and checked his temperature, then laid the thermometer on the couch.\u00a0 Usually, I am very good about quickly picking up the thermometer and putting it away.\u00a0 (Because the last thing I want is him grabbing it and putting it in his mouth, ewww&#8230;..).\u00a0 But I got distracted and before I know it, he grabs the thermometer, reaches around and starts tapping himself on the back of his diaper with it, saying &#8220;butt, butt&#8221;.\u00a0 After nearly falling over from laughter, I took the thermometer from him and told him, &#8220;yes, sweetie, the thermometer goes in your butt to take your temperature&#8221;.\u00a0 Just when you think their antics can&#8217;t get any funnier, they start to talk!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tyler now knows where his butt is.\u00a0 When he was on the trampoline at Kathy&#8217;s, she told him to jump up and land on his butt.\u00a0 He sat down, rolled backwards and grabbed his tush!\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t even know he knew what\/where his butt was. So a few days ago he had a fever.\u00a0 I&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/missy.nischan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2009\/08\/01\/butt-butt\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Butt, Butt<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-774","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/missy.nischan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/missy.nischan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/missy.nischan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/missy.nischan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/missy.nischan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=774"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/missy.nischan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/missy.nischan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/missy.nischan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/missy.nischan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}