{"id":1460,"date":"2015-01-10T18:23:42","date_gmt":"2015-01-10T23:23:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jaggerdog.com\/tylerblog\/?p=1460"},"modified":"2015-01-10T18:23:42","modified_gmt":"2015-01-10T23:23:42","slug":"mother-of-madness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/missy.nischan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2015\/01\/10\/mother-of-madness\/","title":{"rendered":"Mother of Madness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Ty: ahhhh!  ahhhh!  ahhhhh!   <\/p>\n<p>Me: what&#8217;s wrong?<\/p>\n<p>Ty: I&#8217;m grabbing my balls and my hands are ice cold!   Mother of madness that is cold!!<\/p>\n<p>Me: um, why are you grabbing your balls?<\/p>\n<p>Ty: I don&#8217;t know, sometimes I do crazy things!<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: right; font-size: small; clear: both;\" id=\"blogsy_footer\"><a href=\"http:\/\/blogsyapp.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blogsyapp.com\/images\/blogsy_footer_icon.png\" alt=\"Posted with Blogsy\" style=\"vertical-align: middle; margin-right: 5px;\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\" \/>Posted with Blogsy<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ty: ahhhh! ahhhh! ahhhhh! Me: what&#8217;s wrong? Ty: I&#8217;m grabbing my balls and my hands are ice cold! Mother of madness that is cold!! Me: um, why are you grabbing your balls? Ty: I don&#8217;t know, sometimes I do crazy things! Posted with Blogsy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/missy.nischan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/missy.nischan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/missy.nischan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/missy.nischan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/missy.nischan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1460"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/missy.nischan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1460\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/missy.nischan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/missy.nischan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/missy.nischan.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}